i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
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