Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
Don't park in the garage. I installed a stripper pole while drunk and it's kinda in the way
Let's paint friendship bongs
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.
Um ... did I have a lizard on my shoulder last night at the bar?
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
as i was trying not to drunkingly fall off her toliet, i noticed her socks laying there. i quickly grabbed them, ran upstairs, and excitingly asked her if she had gotten them at sams club. she replied with, "...those are your socks."
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