You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
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