So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
Im just a social blackout drinker.
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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