i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
i just realized that the oil change sticker on my windshield is a day before the last time i had sex. I've driven exactly 10500 miles since.
you need to get laid.. and an oil change.
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
I just traded a couple nudes for pizza delivery. Call me lazy, easy, or an entrepreneur, but either way I'll have dominoes in 15 minutes.
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
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