Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
Speaking
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
Dude, some chick came over here earlier and thought my lube was hand sanitizer. She poured it all over her hands.
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
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