Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
That reminds me...we need to get swords
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
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