I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
I feel like my life has just been one 21 year long episode of "i shouldn't be alive"
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
Well. I had to explain to my niece that the word cunt is not an abbreviation for country. I'm the best aunt in the world.
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
His name isnt in my phone as “Satan’s spawn” for no reason. #devildick
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