Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
Come on in and take your pants off
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