I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
Figured out how to triple bathroom speed at #lollapalooza.. Girl squats, guy 1 goes between her, guy 2 uses urinal. Your welcome.
I thought accidentally shaving off my fingertip while trying to shave my butthole was going to be the most unexpected part of my day, but no
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
Do you recall asking me to zip line through your wedding dressed as a bleeding angel?
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