My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
I currently don't understand fingers.
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