I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
he's gonorrhea incarnate
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
I’m going to lick a fucking door knob when this shit is all over
Probably Waffle House
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