doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
i woke up to something itchy on my head. it was his mustache. he fell asleep face-plant style on the side of my head. WTF?
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
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