i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
Randomize
