To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
I need to keep a secret stash of instant alcoholic margaritas for when i deal with people. For example, right now, im grading, and I just don't fucking care any more. My students should make a thank you card for Jose Cuervo.
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
They sent him a photo of me smoking a bong whilst wearing the dinosaur head. I think that's the last we hear of his nonsmoking fitness freak ass 🤷🏼♀️
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