so..some girl walked up to me on the porch last night. She came to apologize for peeing on our lawn a few days ago. I just looked at her and said it was ok, she wasn't the first.
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
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