I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
It took me years of patience and pilates and yoga and flirting to land that penis. So yeah, I’m going to ride it into the sunset and live orgasmically ever after
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