i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
they call him Oral-B. enough said
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
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