When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
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