You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
I'm highly inebriated watching star wars, this text was sent via the force
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
Randomize
