their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
im six kinds of drunk right now
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
The 3 year old I'm babysitting is the first guy to tell me he loves me sober in like 2 years
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
What is the best medium with which to say, "Happy Birthday, I'm having your abortion"... Cake? Card?
Randomize
