i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
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