there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
I got her a Nickelback box set.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
That dick who always called me a slut in high school showed up at the clinic with boner problems. Then I was assigned as his nurse. Who's laughing now. I AM.
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
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