I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
I was just walking down the hall and passed a very pregnant girl wearing a shirt that said "blame it on the aaaaaa-alcohol." I can't decide if she's brilliantly witty or just pointing fingers.
Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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