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Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.

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(734): View more from Michigan

I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.

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Little spoons don't ask big questions

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Just spit on a sock to clean a spot on my glass table. Oddest combination of so lazy and motivated ever.

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(813): View more from Florida

running late. just ran over a dude on a bike

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(719): View more from Colorado

I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass

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(781): View more from Massachusetts

I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!

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(727): View more from Florida

You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???

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