brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
Exact words that were just spoken as she was on her 6th, yes 6th piece of bread: "I'm only eating the soft and chewy inside of the bread-I am taking the crust home to feed my turtles"
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
My roommate randomally bought me two bags of pretzels. Worst "Sorry you can hear me fucking my boyfriend everynight" gift ever.
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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