"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
I refuse to go to this wedding alone, or sober. Practice drunk-walking in heels and a Bridesmaid dress begins tonight.
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
Found trail of ibuprofen on ground. I'm like the intervention version of e.t.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
Here's a tip: do NOT chant "MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS." during sex because the Packers won against the Giants.
You think your roommate is bad? The guy they paired me with is such a nerd, his very presence at a party blocks every cock in the room.
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