Forgive me I'm always horny when I wake up
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
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