i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
I hate when you've made an ugly girl's day by having sex with her, and then she gets greedy and wants to cuddle after you cum.
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
Oh man. I threw up in the first cab. Got kicked out. Roamed somewhere for awhile. Fell asleep in the back if the second cab. Woke up in my underwear on the living room floor with a frozen pizza (thawed) laying next to me
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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