i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
Just grabbed my laptop and a beer to take a shit. Mom gave me a look of disgust. I miss college.
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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