You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
She said my main job as maid of honor is to ensure the groom doesn't find out that each of his seven groomsmen has had his penis inside her.
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
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