like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
i spent 15 mins trying to take money out of ATM with my drivers license saying, "what the fuckkkk" everytime it didnt work
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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