yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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