Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
The morning after your company Xmas party and that moment you're eating a block of cheese in bed wearing a sequin blazer and recalling all the details of your one night stand with a coworker who happened to start that day...fuck.
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
We need to get me chipped asap
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
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