Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
I asked my mom if I was the drunkest one in the room. With 8 days till I go back to school, I couldn't care less about being shitfaced at a baptism
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
I just found a casserole dish in my oven filled with broken glass, blood, and chopsticks. And the REALLY fucked up thing is that finding it answered more questions than it raised.
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
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