SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
I was too hungover to read the menu. I literally pointed at a picture of an advertisement and handed the cashier my card
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
Do plants get herpes?
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