So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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