all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
my boyfriend just named your boyfriend's penis.
there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
Got paid to make out with a girl. It takes skill to be this drunk and still make money
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
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