i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
You yelled "NICE PAJAMAS" at a construction worker wearing a reflective jumpsuit while we rode past on a bike taxi
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
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