i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
Just tried to use the bottle of Sprite in my car as mouthwash to get the taste of puke out of my mouth- it's half vodka. Puked again. Thanks man.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
thank you for being a reason not to completely check out of my life and start sleeping all day, crying all night, and living off vodka acquired through credit card debt
And then the night went full on bisexual.
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
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