Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
NoShamevember. You game?
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
I just found glitter from our Father's Day party on my balls this morning.
DAD WTF
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
Randomize
