I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
I'm calling into work with a wicked case of sledge hammer crotch. She has to understand
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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