Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
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