im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
I'm a simple man, with a social life most psychopaths would cringe at
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
Whenever I don't wipe thoroughly after shitting, I just think that anyone if anyone sticks their finger up my ass, they had it coming.
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
I convinced her that there were two p's in Chipotle - the 2nd one was silent.
this is a mass text: the cage has been opened. repeat, the cage has been opened. a search party will be organized. you are all sloppy bitches. that is all.
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
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