I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
My professor just gave us a margarita recipe.
Why?
Because, and I quote, he "wants to give us the tools to succeed in life."
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
That's because I've spent the past 21 years convincing my parents the only emotions I have are sarcasm and bitterness.
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
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