was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
farters have to be the big spoon...
I think I found my soulmate. This guy in front of me is yelling about getting laid while holding two beers and texting. I think this is love.
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
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