these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
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