I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
He said he was trying to live vicariously through me. I didn't have the heart to tell him that meant he was vicariously fucking his best friend.
Houston, we have a blender
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
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