So drunk i had to piss sitting down...
yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
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