Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
He passed out. Woke up long enough to declare himself "the sauce boss" and then bit me in the face.
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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