the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
fun fact of the day: the man setting up my checking account at my bank has thrown up on my front lawn.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
Interesting fact: if you wanted to rename a guy Jeff, just tell him you only fuck Jeffs. Magically whatever name he was using is actually his middle name cause he doesn't like going by Jeff.
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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