I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
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my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
I think weed is turning my hair brown
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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