Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
You were so high at Ikea last night that you were convinced you could speak Swedish. The whole the time you were our navigator and when we got to the cashier you were hitting on the lady. When she gave you her number you told her you were saving her number as Inglfurfta cuaue she must be swedish since she works there.
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
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